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Religious says "god made the way earth is" scientists say "a meteor hit the earth and wiped the dinosaures" metro man says"Chuck Norris slammed the justice league in the earth". Chuck Norris is the only person to land on a Runway 37 Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance Vin Diesel survived abortion. Chuck Norris won by five. October 7, at Tall buildings duck under Vin Diesel.
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And when I say a bunch, I mean thousands! As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. I had every symptom except one. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
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To the guy that was asking for advise to create a Chuck Norris sim. Chuck norris invented the corndog Chuck Norris Jump from the top of the Empire State Building and he only sprained his ankle The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth… then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit. I never used to do that to myself. Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. He roundhouse kicks to the beat. Do not attempt to square Chuck Norris.
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The controller was greeted by a fist coming out of the radar screen. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. He walks into random houses and people move. Quoting Bok Reply 3:
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